- "It's him! It's him!"
- "Where's the pizza?"
- "You've made me look like Kevin Bacon."
- "I only came to see Prince Charles" (when paintings by me and HRH Chas were exhibited inside a British prison).
- "Please to explain your mentality."
- "Oh no, this won't do at all."
- "Prick."
- "Are Cubans really that fat?" (when I exhibited prints based on a month-long trip to Cuba).
- "Please look at my website."
- "I'll buy it, but if it falls off the wall I will sue you."
I've just finished restoring and assembling my large etching press -- a six week process involving lots of rust removal, scrubbing with steel wool, and repainting. Here is a photo of the same kind of press from the Chicago Printmakers Collaborative: And here is a short YouTube video of me testing the press, making sure the motor still works after nearly seven years of lying in storage: